We received something a bit scary in the post yesterday. I don’t really know where to start with it. It was in invitation to a “Creative” conference, set up by a few public bodies/ agencies. A morning of talks, networking, showcasing, etc—focussing on the importance of the Creative Industries in Northern Ireland. Ok…sounds good in theory, yes? As faffy as I find the whole ‘networking’ concept, I suppose it has its importance.
But seriously, how am I supposed to take said “Creative” morning seriously when this is what is sent out to promote the event?!

Yes…these are the pixelated cogs of our minds, grinding away, making a better future for the creative industry in Northern Ireland, apparently. Craig looks suitably impressed. If we could be bothered, we would’ve scanned it so you could see it in all its glory…I’m really not joking about the pixelation. I cropped the top off to cut out the offensive Copperplate heading. Too much. I’m looking at it right now infront of me, and honestly – photobooth has somehow made it look BETTER…trust me, it’s being very forgiving.
To add insult to injury the envelope was given even more tender loving care. Behold.

That’s some very effective stickering. Even better, the envelope was addressed to “Stereo Studio” (we’re Studio Stereo, btw, but whatever) and our office on the “Newtownrads Road” (we’re on the Newtownards Road) AND…best of all, our postcode had an exclamation mark in it (instead of a 1, of course). No one loves an exclamation mark more than me, but that brought a little tear to my eye. I have no idea how we ended up on this mailing list to receive this (postmarks have been blurred out to hide their shame!) but at least it gave me a laugh.
So. Is it fair to avoid a creative event that is being promoted in this way? I’m probably being a bit pernickety about the envelope, so I’ll let that one go, but the crazy pixelated cog head? When will the public sector in Belfast wake up?
We feel like PETA members who have just received an invite to a vegan shindig seared onto a sirloin steak. If anyone wants to send us any actual steak-invites, feel free. We’re on the Newtownrads Road, don’t forget the exclamation mark.
/Connie